.. title: In the future, there are no clothes allowed on airplanes .. slug: planes .. date: 2006-08-10 23:21:34 .. tags: content, fun

If this "ban things that could potentially be something nasty on board an airplane" thing goes on long enough, Playboy is going to have to buy all the airlines because we're all going to have to fly nude. I'm seriously looking forward to that day. When it happens, I'm going to fly around the world. I don't much like flying and I don't much like travelling, but nude--hell yeah! w00t!