.. title: My plan for outsourcing .. slug: outsourcing .. date: 2003-08-29 00:15:02 .. tags: content, fun

Enough of this media blitz on outsourcing! In some cases it works, in others its a tragic tragic tragic choice to make. I've heard lots of anecdotal evidence of the latter kind and one anecdote of the former.

Here's my big plan. I think we should outsource _everything_: manufacturing, software, services, travel arrangements, floral arrangements, bridal arrangements, car service, customer service, no-service customer service, todo lists, grocery lists, top ten lists, music reviews, movie reviews, ... you name it, let's outsource it!

Then maybe they'll become so overwhelmed that they'll outsource back to us! Woo hoo!