The new folks at Gizmodo are great. I love their cynical eye-rolling take on almost everything. My roommate commented similarly a few days ago. Anyhow, this write-up is superb. Not only because it's pretty funny, but also because I have no idea who I'd rather be trapped on a desert island with. I don't think I could stand any of the listed potential island-mates for more than 30 seconds. Fortunately, I suspect that if I kept to myself, all three would die off pretty quickly as I don't think they have a clue about anything much less how to survive on a desert island.
Still, you have to give those three props. It's rare that you can get paid a decent salary even if you haven't a clue what you're talking about.
Gizmodo rocks!