• 1 sip: if he sighs
• 1 sip: for every piece of mail he gets.
• 2 sips: if he walks out of his room, across the apt., then sighs
• 3 sips: if he gets angry on the phone
• 5 sips: if he walks out of his room, across the apt., sighs, then turns around and walks back
• 5 sips: if he calls poke-you on the phone or she stops by
• 5 sips: if he tells you he isn't addicted to cigarettes and can quit any time
• 5 sips: if he tells you he started smoking not because he wanted to be cool.
• 5 sips: if he gets mail from his parents.
• 10 sips: if he gets a postcard from his father. +5 if his father is at home
• 10 sips: if he tells you why he prefers "movie boxed" videos rather than traditional videos
• 10 sips: "STOP CRYING AT ME!"
• 10 sips: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"
• 10 sips: if he complains he hates Rosie O'Donell because his friend's friend said she was bitch.
• 10 sips: if his mom cleans all of your stuff.
• 10 sips: if he turns the light off on you while you're busy in the kitchen cooking because he doesn't like the lights on when he is watching his tv shows.
• 10 sips: if he tells you why Babylon-5 is the best show on TV.
• 15 sips: if you've heard his reason for the above and he tells you again without you asking.
• 15 sips: if he tells you that Babylon-5 is just like the Tolkein series.
• 1/2 can: Every time he gets more than one thing from his parents on the same day.
• finish can: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!" and he initiated the phone call.
• Can and a half: if his mom cleans your room by throwing away everything including all of your Japanese food and more...
• 2 cans: if he tells you that your family is screwed up, when you weren't even talking to him
• 2 cans: if you hear interesting noises with Chris and Porcu coming from the bedroom.
• 1/2 of a case: if you hear Procu repeatedly screaming "Yes, Chris!"
• 1/2 of a case: if his snoring is so loud, you can hear him two rooms away.
• 1/2 of a case: if he complains that we eat his stuff.
• finish case: chris and his unintroduced girlfriend (of more than two weeks) walk through the room making eye contact with people and she remains unintroduced.
• finish case: if his snoring is so loud, you are forced to sleep on the floor in the common room three rooms away.
• finish case: if he complains that we eat his box of childish cereal and bitch about it for a week.

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