[jokes] Alaska 11 North

[Ben Guaraldi]

Courtesy of Pat Anderson...

A man was traveling up the coast of Alaska and as he entered a small
town--one of those in the middle of nowhere which are 95% male--his car
engine began to give him trouble.  He pulled over at a garage and left the
ailing auto with a mechanic who told him to return in an hour or two.

The man crossed the road (it was a small town, remember?) and had a very
tasty albeit messy deli sandwich to tide him over until dinner.

Upon his return the mechanic pulled his head from under the hood and
exclaimed, "Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the man replied, quickly dragging his sleeve across his mouth, "Just
some leftover mayonaise."